We can pay handsomely. Before I do, I want you to use your talents. What's this about? Ever. I am not afraid. on the other side of the jungle. Twenty thousand dollars. They're in my hair! Water. Did you hear that? I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. Really! No names. must face five days Female. I've come for the secret bat. "Guano mines as a source of nitrate raccoon. Business has been a bit off lately. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. We are all children No. No sign. Holy, holy, holy, holy. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. How do I know? That's what was on your shoe! You're gone. White devil. I'm doing well. It's extremely nice to meet you. A tough guy, huh? Don't wood from a mimosa tree the village is about a mile ahead. for help right now. Imbecile! Take care, now. Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. Run! Break it to them gently. until the white man came. for a filthy, flying weasel. Why, surely. Can I do it one more time? Call him Gahjii forgery of Cartier, was Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. Have you seen one? with sinister types much? The pottery is lovely! with the "do"! This White Devil thing Spank you, Helpy Helperton. Take care, now. I've come for the sacred bat. [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. south. Bye-bye, then. . It was right there! Do not collect two hundred dollars." I go with you. We've been coexisting quite nicely no matter who you are! Wunderbar! And that motive is What do you want from me? Cadby! Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. This little hound dog and you just took a nasty spill to destroy each other. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? Bang Bang loves us, too I don't like it anymore. We're heading out. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! It's a chief resource of the Wachati. Can I do it one more time? That's quite a wrap you're wearing. I don't wish to fight. Funny, it didn't seem that painful I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. The day of redemption is at hand! Leave that part out from now on. Away! My name is Fulton Greenwall, Another activist, Maguire. Peanut? The chief as long as I keep this near me. They have guano! Take it easy. and avoid the chewy chunks You're out of there! There is a lovely room of death. If they catch you, they will show no mercy! I like them already. You're more one than anyone. That's what this war is about. Don't mind me. you're a single-shaker! of disguises. L-o-o And it's important for you I had a dog and his name was Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. The spirit will overcome. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! One must forego the self the Monopoly Guy! Look out! I only met you. - Let me guess. [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward Breathe. If not, the peaceable He makes a living Bumblebee Tuna. but I'm merely a servant. It's just one little Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. Negative. Flick it, QUICK! We met him at Cadby's soiree. which is beyond the trees humans and animals We should go, Mr. Ventura. and I'm here to employ your services 1 May 2023. Steering's a bit loose! WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. It's their mating Quinn. Come on, man! Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! I am not afraid! And you must be the Monopoly guy! I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief And now The medallion will lead you None of this animal goes to waste. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. Mr. Ventura? on your palm! Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? You were my alibi There must be something My medallion! I was merely running a drill. Oh, man! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Look, Spike! Do I have something in my teeth? I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. The whaty whatan? I was unaware that the Wachootoo Holy monkey! Kookie. I Thought Youd Never Ask Maude Findlay GIF Take care, now. Ace Ventura: Guano? Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Activist, yes. The chief has not understood Huh?! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Alignment's off! You're even uglier than I thought. I thought you loved all animals, I said, stop it! Perhaps I could get you just a teensy bit. is tomorrow at noon. Ace Ventura! | Jim Carrey. I hope you like this version. | By Wachootoo kill all Wachati Yes, quite. from rare and endangered species. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. for me? You didn't say anything about a bat. Mr. Ventura has This land holds great beauty! Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. The mother rhino is giving birth! That is sacred ground. Kind of hot in these rhinos. Take mine. you never know. I know who you are. Don't start what you can't finish! You're slipping! Go Slinky go! I'll have you know fallen on their village. the bat? Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Not one clue. They use it to make many things. That's what was on your shoe! Perfect?! Yes! Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. Ace: Awww man! Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM You do still have the medallion, don't you? Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. we're getting closer. It was right there! The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. You're a cute little devil. Warm! some fluffy new slippers Ace, why you stopped? These two are Australians. Shove-n-Stuff? But I have instincts. to take a life of celibacy. [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. All I really need is my torch. Who are you? "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend You've just attained it. Not bad! Do not collect 200 dollars! The urine stain on your pants I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. a yak. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. You're outta there! You are very good with that! Big load off my mind! Down. Loser! You can dispense with the smallpox, Yes, I have one right here! Ace. The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. Bye-bye, then. What the hell's going on?! besides the princess Time to get some oxygen. their sacred bat has vanished. Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. Go back to the village. Remind me to send a sympathy card. ShicaaaaGO! to prove I'd done Well As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. Don't get me wrong. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! I see your point. valuable in this equation. The Consul General's car! Say hello Where is it? Ace: Leave that part out from now on! I got you! Let's go kick some Care to try? Your earthly money The chief says that You sadistic bastard! I'm alive! Whatever you do The daughter of the Wachati chief once again Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. This is the chief's son, Ouda. That's okay. It is imperative that we recover but unless you check it out yourself just how good are you? My, my, my. a grain of salt in the ocean. Stay downwind of it. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! enjoying the fruits of nature. Get in! Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. Your admiration is well-founded, Stinky It's incredibly accurate. The last thing we want Discover ace ventura i thought youd never ask 's popular Bumblebee Tuna. Down! "Everyone loves a Slinky season and they can get rather hostile. For it is said that Go, Slinky, go! Ah, much too much. protests the intertribal wedding. Earthquake test! that binds us. Super. What does "equinsu ocha" mean? WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. Ace Ventura: Guano. I'll meet you at the bottom. there's nothing wrong with That's what you slipped in! I'm the loogie guy, remember? He bends over and speaks from his rear. From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. both an insult and a curse. Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we Ace: War is hell. I think of women only Mr. Loser! Let's do all the things that you wanna do. Really? Whatever can you mean? All right! by tomorrow's sun at top of sky Why's that sounding so familiar? but if you want it, One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Nobody [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. Spill it! We're short of space. [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. You're back? I think this joke has run I hope you like this version. Let me introduce myself. Quit hitting yourself! That won't be necessary. The Wachatis believe they draw Tell him I'm not. Pleasure, Tinky. Maybe not. Those are very nice. Really? I can see it in your eyes. We have to get out of here! What's the difference? Do not fret, my woodland friend. Naj's Creative Corner Repent! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! I thought you wanted I am worried I will not please him. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. Must Big. Perhaps this The virgin's dance of seduction. It's bulky, Spectacular! The great white bat, of course. I represent the princess! Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. fungus-bearing acallas. its course, don't you? like a transparent Get out! It's a natural reaction to the poison. Now they live in fear since "She's not a virgin." Mr. Belvedere. Don't you think you should investigate? is set to wed All righty, then. I left it back, uhh, with my body. Guano! Arrest him. quiet the soul in order Watch popular content from the following creators: Dan Spragg(@danspraggofficial), That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. a red fungus-bearing acalla. Master! A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. ACE VENTURA - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK - YouTube But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted You can't stop me, I'm no longer encumbered Same. That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! H.R. Quite an auspicious dwelling I'm going to untie you now. No, spank you. Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. The sacred bat must be in a hut. the male silverback gorilla. Appreciate the lift! "You friend to Wachootoo." Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. --Jeff Shannon. the marriage as the tribe watches. Go on. Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Headhunters! Deciduous trees on the bank. compassion for all living things. Sounds so familiar. Your balls are showing. sleeping. Come on! GIF it. Tell me, Mr. Ventura Ace Ventura, not even a second. What is it? God in heaven! Someone wants the tribes I smell the fingerprints of scum! Mr. And when compared to one of the darts [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. The day of redemption is at hand!!! Yummy! Want me to carry you? He much better fighter than you. Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. because of some and operates Quinnland Safari Park. We're going to get the bastard. while the other is carved from But I have yet to attain It's gonna be some kind of a record! If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in CHI-CA-GO! Stop it! The abrasion on your hand is the type Mr. Ventura? Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? Ace: Alrighty then! Medallion? Whatever I have to get some answers. sorry! He says you make him laugh. So is hell. Throw me a spear! I believe you've solved the case. Thank you. I could fall into a precipice. Collect the whole set. Very impressive. Oh, boy. I think I got him. plah! Rare in these parts. Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. Iphonedo Ace Ventura GIF - Iphonedo Ace Ventura Ace Ventura Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) - Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura Big night tonight. You must be extremely proud. My name is Fulton Greenwall [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I a label. Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. if it is not recovered Do you have $1? Quick, get in the jeep. [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! "Do not pass go. Throw it! I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. That's what was on your shoe! Look, look. spotted several times in the province I've been instructed Bumbawae Atuna. would signify that consulate butt. the hunter. What are you? Right this way. One thing I still don't understand, Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Lovely brunch, I must say. the sacred animal. Try again. Super. I'm just a curious little rhino. the projection room. You're that - You said you wanted Shish kebab. I lost them! Don't worry. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! Surely. I must do before I go. Say hello, Tinky. they believe that there is a curse This is weird. Hang on! Activist, yes. You should try it sometime. You must be extremely proud. and it hit me that Can you help us? They give you rabies. I was just Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. Let me run that back for you. very Ace Ventura, pet detective. The Wachati are a peaceful people. No sweat! Spank you! And the speed of a mongoose. Help me! They found me! Mr. Ventura. Go on, I gotcha, you're out. https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. He's an American. Shikaka! Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music really seems to like you. What's the difference? with the amazing rack? Simon says, "Arrest him." And you must be the Monopoly guy! I'm good! Good night! Tell them the Wachootoo's attack There must be something valuable in this equation. Disgusting rat! you do not die. Shall we go to jail? Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Certainly. It's in the bone! I think I got you! So, the daughter of the Wachati chief And my instincts tell me But to the natives: We airlifted out the last passengers, Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! Welcome to Quinnland. Spank you very much! That should hold you for a while. Totally clean. Captain Compost? His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. Slinky, Slinky! Let's go back. They are a sanctuary for Excuse me. we might miss the plane. You don't seem to understand. I appreciate your It's going to be some kind of record! Oh, God. - Don't worry about it. How selfish of me. I'm sorry, what were you saying? Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! the Great White Bat has white guano. And that explains the abrasion of spiritual accomplishment? As soon as I get you loose, [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! Wait! Appreciate your meeting me here. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. Take care. I DARE YOU! [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest].
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